What's better than a rich, tangy, sweet cup of Rashi wine?

Why would you use a "revi'is" becher? In fact, take the plunge and make kiddush on a large glass of syrupy thick yummy Red Concord Rashi wine.

Also, Rashi letters gotta go, they're the old style. We are the progressives, you see,we are in a chamber of angry ricocheting rants about chinuch and stuff. Spacing out on this site makes me hear: "IF CHILDREN THESE DAYS ARE BARELY READING HEBREW, WHY ARE WE PRINTING MALFORMED LETTERS DESIGNED IN A PRINT HOUSE 300 YEARS AGO?"

Jokes on the rest of us. Most annoying content on here stems from the bowels of ChatGPT's volcanic acid. But if you want to be a ZOCHOR, you must learn to sip WINE and eat BOSOR.

I'm looking down from this palm tree over here. And I have 2 Rashi bottles in both pockets. And Rashi wine merch such as a cap, sweater, slippers, bed sheets, and house. I live in a replica of Rashi's house. I think in Rashi letters. I am Rashi.